by Julia Rubin | 11:27 am, October 2nd, 2010 

Okay, let’s be real: Lady Gaga wedding rumors are really just excuses for us to fantasize about what kind of outrageous ensemble she could wear on her big day. We’re envisioning something sculptural and dramatic and wholly inappropriate for a bride (in the best way, obviously). Maybe Giorgio will design it! Or maybe she’ll pick something from the McQueen archives? Whatever she wears, we’re guessing it won’t be made of meat. 

But we’re getting ahead of ourselves! According to The Sun, Gaga has told some of her friends that she plans to marry her boyfriend Luc Carl in December, when her world tour brings her to the UK. Carl and the Gags first got together in ‘05, and have recently rekindled their relationship. The Sun reports she wants her nuptials to go down in the British countryside — complete with fairytale castle and horse-drawn carriage. 

The details all seem pretty speculative (especially the bit about getting Dita von Teese to jump out of the wedding cake), but if anyone were to do the whole over-the-top castle wedding thing, it would be Gaga. Can you imagine how she would play up the creepy Gothic romance of such a setting? Ugh, we can’t wait. And we hope these rumors are true. 

[via The Sun]"