We, the gaming community, are tired of waiting on information about Half-Life: Episode 3, or even Half-Life 3 at this point. With the world ending next year, he doesn't have long to satiate our unending appetite for any sort of news. So, here is our compromise: Gabe has six months to release information about Gordon Freeman's next adventure, or we all start calling him Goob. Imagine how embarrassed he would be if he had an announcement at E3, and the crowd started chanting "GOOB! GOOB! GOOB!". If he doesn't want his feelings (And pride) hurt, then he has until May 22nd, 2012 to give into our demands.