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NZ Government must buy Andrew-James Habershon a pair of jeans.

NZ Government must buy Andrew-James Habershon a pair of jeans.

Closed — 10 supporters Verified

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Janette M.
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Kay B.
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Chris H.
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Eli R.
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Shaneel L.
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Max T.
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Bob D.
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Georgina B.
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Started by Bob Dobbs 2 years, 11 months ago

We demand that Trans Liberation Aotearoa, it's allies and the New Zealand government must buy Andrew-James Habershon a pair of jeans.

The NZ government, Trans Liberation Aotearoa and their allies have been woefully remiss in their responsibilities in regard to Habershon's threads. The line between activistwear and activewear has been irresponsibly blurred. As a result, Habershon has been permitted to wander about publicly in much less-than-flattering attire.

Clearly this man needs a pair of jeans. Loose-fitting ones.

Habershon's state of attire is actively harmful to trans people:

In his current state, his recognizable unbefitting presence erodes the respectability and credibility of any angry mob in which he participates.

For pete's sake people. We need to get this man into a decent pair of trousers.

Although this oft-masked gentleperson may be beyond absorbing coaching in basic fashion - indeed such basic coaching may be verbotten by his adopted social movement - the least we can do is put this man into a decent pair of pants.















5 Comments

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Shaneel Lol
2 years ago Featured

A church leader once told me I'd go to hell if I didn't stop wearing jeggings. Even though they are great for smashing the frank and beans up there the way I like it - I threw them away.

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Kay Barton
2 years ago

LOL!

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Chris Hipkins
2 years ago

The trans movement has clearly eaten all the pies.

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Eli RuBASHkyn
2 years ago

He's dressed like a homeless DC comics villain

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S Williams
2 years ago

Get this man some pants!