Cookies. The world would just be a happier place if everyone had some cookies. I am proposing to kick off this happier place, that JG make me some cookies from scratch. I am just a lowly computer programmer, so I have found the perfect graphics artist to bake me some cookies. I think she could really lay the cookies out nicely on the cookie sheet, because she knows all about juxtaposition.
So in order to kick off this better world.
Please sign my cookie petition!!!
I was thinking about the juxtaposition of a perfectly golden chocolate chip cookie on a cooling rack and honestly it is just so beautiful i can barely focus on code today. JG has been staying suspiciously quiet about the whole endeavor but the sheer number of you signing this really makes her see how important the cookie distribution balance is for the collective morale.
October 16, 2007
Is this actually happening because my inbox is literally exploding and I honestly never thought people would care this much about someone else getting cookies. It feels a bit surreal that strangers are so invested in the potential of these specific baked goods but the energy is honestly kind of incredible.
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Dave Harris
19 years ago
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Everyone likes cookies. Make the man some cookies JG!
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Sarah Walker
19 years ago
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Honestly who doesnt want cookies? if she knows design they will prob look amazing too. get baking!
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Mike Hardy
19 years ago
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dude you are a programmer just trade him some code for snacks. but seriously those cookies sound good right now lol.
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Cookies. The world would just be a happier place if everyone had some cookies. I am proposing to kick off this happier place, that JG make me some cookies from scratch. I am just a lowly computer programmer, so I have found the perfect graphics artist to bake me some cookies. I think she could really lay the cookies out nicely on the cookie sheet, because she knows all about juxtaposition.
So in order to kick off this better world.
Please sign my cookie petition!!!
I was thinking about the juxtaposition of a perfectly golden chocolate chip cookie on a cooling rack and honestly it is just so beautiful i can barely focus on code today. JG has been staying suspiciously quiet about the whole endeavor but the sheer number of you signing this really makes her see how important the cookie distribution balance is for the collective morale.
October 16, 2007
Is this actually happening because my inbox is literally exploding and I honestly never thought people would care this much about someone else getting cookies. It feels a bit surreal that strangers are so invested in the potential of these specific baked goods but the energy is honestly kind of incredible.
3 Comments
D
Dave Harris
19 years ago
Featured
Everyone likes cookies. Make the man some cookies JG!
S
Sarah Walker
19 years ago
Featured
Honestly who doesnt want cookies? if she knows design they will prob look amazing too. get baking!
M
Mike Hardy
19 years ago
Featured
dude you are a programmer just trade him some code for snacks. but seriously those cookies sound good right now lol.
Everyone likes cookies. Make the man some cookies JG!