FREE KEVIN! Kevin, a naive 22 year old boy/man/hermaphrodite, has been locked in a certain dungeon for all his life. The dungeon is owned by the Kapadia family. The current owner, Daniel. Has been in the business for 7 years, starting when he was a young lad at 8. He took over the family business from his father, who now currently resides with Greg\'s Mum. Kevin lives in appalling conditions, he lives in a 4\" by 4\" cage, and lives on a diet of Kelp. His only friend is a Swede called Bavard, who has a strange fixation on Quake. It is not known what diseases/infections Kevin has, although he has had an affilation with Adam Sheldrake, so we can only guess a lot. Kevin is subjected to strange fetishes with Barney, not the dinosaur the dog. FREE KEVIN! LISTEN TO REEL BIG FISH! Do DO Da Da Do DO DO!