Freedom is no longer guaranteed in our world's 20th century. Even in an advanced democracy, the most basic human rights are used and abused. Today we stand for Paul Mooney's freedom of movement, freedom of choice and freedom to live in a world without fear of repression.

Every citizen of this world should be free to roam around the mountains of Lebanon in the company of their Hezbollah companions, holding an AK47 in one hand and a glass of wine in the other.

Lebanon and its citizens are impatiently waiting for Master Mooney's arrival. The festivities that we will be hosting require every man, woman and child of age to participate.

We demand Paul Mooney's release on grounds of free humanitarian and civil rights.

You have 3 days to respond to our demands or we will retaliate.

Love,

Elsa and Cody.