On Friday 30th May, he went out with friends, many of whom he had not seen since last week, and probably had his drink spiked. Upon returning to his family home (which was already locked and dark since his 'beloved wife' had not waited up for him to check he was safe), he felt a little ill. He advanced to the toilet, as this was the correct thing to do, and unfortunately tripped over the child gate (which his 'beloved wife', who also voted for UKIP by the way, left open when she went to bed hours early). Consequently he was a little sick on the stairs. After this, the caring Dad of two, slept near the toilet as to not disturb his 'beloved wife' or have any more vomiting issues.