This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
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JON VON JON
4 years ago
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
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Mosquito Valentino
4 years ago
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I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I MASTURBATE to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while I hold a pair of her PANTIES!
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Husband
4 years ago
Good news! The Police found my wife! She was laying face down in the river!
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DICK FACE
4 years ago
Charles, the next time you get the urge to threaten me remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though, you never existed.
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Billie
4 years ago
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Nina is really spazzing out today. She's taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she shaved all her hair off. See where the tulips were? I don't know why she took her scissors to them.
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Nina
4 years ago
Billie says I make our daughter go against him, but I don't. Then I screamed, which is all I can do,cause I can't hit him, I can't fight. He threw food on the floor--it was a bad fight☹️
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Billie
4 years ago
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Nina called me several times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!
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BOL L GOL
4 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
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Stromberg
4 years ago
I very much regret to inform you, about a disturbing development. Someone is attempting to take a picture of my ass while I'm on the toilet taking a dump, someone intimately associated with my ass, and planning to sell the picture to competing world powers.
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WAHLMACK
4 years ago
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Keeleigh Donkervoort
4 years ago
Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!
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DARION BASCO
4 years ago
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My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
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James
4 years ago
YOU! Have no FUUUCKING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!
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Moesha
4 years ago
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Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!
I MASTURBATE to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while I hold a pair of her PANTIES!
Good news! The Police found my wife! She was laying face down in the river!
Charles, the next time you get the urge to threaten me remember this: I can erase you from history. It would be as though, you never existed.
Nina is really spazzing out today. She's taking her scissors, ripping stuff apart, she shaved all her hair off. See where the tulips were? I don't know why she took her scissors to them.
Billie says I make our daughter go against him, but I don't. Then I screamed, which is all I can do,cause I can't hit him, I can't fight. He threw food on the floor--it was a bad fight☹️
Nina called me several times a G.D. M.F. S.O.B. She said she was going to F my mother!
Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!
I very much regret to inform you, about a disturbing development. Someone is attempting to take a picture of my ass while I'm on the toilet taking a dump, someone intimately associated with my ass, and planning to sell the picture to competing world powers.
C-O-C-K SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like a fuuuuucking animal! You wrecked half the city!
Why do I have such a PUSHOG name?!
My wife sm*cks me when I ask her girlfriends that come over, if they need a FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCT!
YOU! Have no FUUUCKING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand--why i have to put this gun in my mouth!
Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!
Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!
What a great idea for essential items
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