Free Lime Power Shock!
Free Lime Power Shock! The evil VPX empire is trying to deprive us of the godly drink that is called Power Shock in the flavor of Lime. This drink provides a smooth and sexy flavor which boosts your workout like no other. The pumps invade your blood like... nevermind. Anyways, this development is simply unacceptable, and the corporate world must be made aware of this. We must mobilize. We will mobilize. We will prevail. Sign this, and you will contribute to the freeing of the Lime flavor of Power Shock