GET AL BACK
I am one of Allison's friends living with her in Cape Town through the Marquette Study Abroad program. It is difficult for me to share this news with you- but Allison has been taken away. Last night she was gathering food in the bush for our next family dinner but never returned. We think an angry herd/pod of hippos has abducted her and is holding her ransom. As you know hippos only deal in mermaid scales and we do not have access to any. Therefore, we have formulated a plan to use democracy to GET AL BACK. As you all know Allison is a pure hearted girl who has big aspirations for social justice, change, and equality world wide. Please sign the petition below to pressure the United Hippopotamus Organization to FREE ALLISON. We have found a translator to help us converse peacefully with the angry angry hippos.
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