FPC Petition For Delicious Snacks
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FPC Petition For Delicious Snacks

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Dear Controller of Snacks,

We, the people of FPC, would like to formally request ceasing delivery of current snacks. Here's a select sample of anonymous feedback...

"It tastes like wet cardboard dried on the sidewalk" - Steve [Last Name Hidden For Privacy]

"I sometimes eat cat food after to get the taste out of my mouth" - Amanda [Last Name Hidden For Privacy]

"I rather vote for Trump than to eat another bite" - Britney [Last Name Hidden For Privacy]

"I deeply regret complaining about previous snack choices, I brought shame to the tribe" Amberly [Last Name Hidden For Privacy]

"I 100% support the will of the people" Scott [Last Name Hidden For Privacy]

Instead, we support acquiring good ol' fashioned non-organic, processed American snacks, I tell you what. Supporting image submitted as to avoid possible confusion.

We hope our voices are heard and that you will assist in our pursue of deliciousness.

Sincerely,

Signed 10/20/16

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