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Request for Justin King and Abby Martin to produce offspring

Request for Justin King and Abby Martin to produce offspring

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Started by Jessy Kimbro 12 years, 1 month ago
Journalism is dead. The truth is gone. We need a super journalist to put us on the right track. Humanity requests that Justin King and Abby Martin submit to all medical procedures necessary to produce a test tube baby.


Benefits to humanity and child:

Unmatched intelligence.

No national bias.

No religious bias.

Willingness to challenge their own government.

Combines the best of the East and West.

Stellar good looks.

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Dave Todd
12 years ago Featured

The world needs this kind of upgrade. Imagine the reporting that kid would do!

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Sarah Abbott
12 years ago Featured

lol this is hilarious but honestly she is fearless and he is just as sharp. lets make it happen team.

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Mike Atkinson
12 years ago Featured

Too much propaganda out there. We need someone who actually cares about the truth to carry the torch. Get to it.

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