john templton brownlee the fifth has been hiding behind a four letter name of lies. he goes by “jack” but that is nothing but mere slander to his family’s rich history and obvious royal connections. sign this petition to make JOHN TEMPLETON BROWNLEE THE FIFTH go by his ACTUAL BIRTH NAME and stop going by “jack”. cos thatz layme ngl
The reach of this petition has surpassed my initial projections and now necessitates formal action. I am currently drafting a correspondence to be delivered to John Templeton Brownlee the Fifth to address this ongoing nomenclature issue directly.
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Sarah Ellis
7 years ago
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john templton brownlee the fifth sounds so fancy and cool why would he ever want to be a jack lol
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Mike Walton
8 years ago
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jack is a fake name for a fake person change it back right now
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Joseph Moritz
8 years ago
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I not only respect but honor the change that this petition is try to make. It represents something greater than ourselves and stands for something we all believe in
john templton brownlee the fifth has been hiding behind a four letter name of lies. he goes by “jack” but that is nothing but mere slander to his family’s rich history and obvious royal connections. sign this petition to make JOHN TEMPLETON BROWNLEE THE FIFTH go by his ACTUAL BIRTH NAME and stop going by “jack”. cos thatz layme ngl
The reach of this petition has surpassed my initial projections and now necessitates formal action. I am currently drafting a correspondence to be delivered to John Templeton Brownlee the Fifth to address this ongoing nomenclature issue directly.
20 Comments
S
Sarah Ellis
7 years ago
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john templton brownlee the fifth sounds so fancy and cool why would he ever want to be a jack lol
M
Mike Walton
8 years ago
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jack is a fake name for a fake person change it back right now
J
Joseph Moritz
8 years ago
Featured
I not only respect but honor the change that this petition is try to make. It represents something greater than ourselves and stands for something we all believe in
john templton brownlee the fifth sounds so fancy and cool why would he ever want to be a jack lol