We all can appreciate freedom to a certain extent, and with that we should expect certain desires, such as taking that well-deserved vacation or bringing the kids to the ball park. But even the most avid patriots understand this mustn’t be taken for advantage. For this. It has been brought to my attention numerous times that someone has plagued the land with some monstrous pubescent hairs that rest insidiously upon the lip of Kyle. Please help support this fine nation of ours to exonerate him of the despicable mustache. With your aid, it can help shape the world into a better place.