For 103 to get a new spanking bench
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We all know it. We all hate it with a passion! That bench has GOT to go.
We deserve a bench that our knees don't slip off. We deserve one that doesn't have a downward angle. If we're getting our asses beat up, the LEAST we should expect is a modicum of comfort for the rest of our poor bodies.
Please, 103, we beg of you. Get a new bench so we can enjoy our spankies in comfort!
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