I encourage chocolate loving frequent flyers everywhere to join me in signing this petition for taking a stand to say Enough is Enough with the useless tasteless inflight snacks! Let the airlines hear from you that it is way past time they should begin offering a rich and unhealthy assortment of snacks. We want only the best super sugary chocolate infused weight gaining artery clogging jumbo sized snacks. We will also need wider seats, longer seat belts, and cardiac crash kits at each of the emergency exits.

I appreciate your support and air travelers everywhere will indebted to you for your effort in ensuring their ample and weighty gains.

This is not spam and not a joke. Okay, well maybe sort of a joke, but hey it's an another endless Friday with no better use of my time on a layover here in Dallas Love Field. I have been waiting for my connecting flight with tepid anticipation of the same dreaded meager paltry offering of bland and salty snacks and have suddenly decided I am fed up (no pun intended) and Mad as Hell, and I'm Not Going to Take It Anymore!

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