We aim to rewrite medical history and send the human race on the correct course of life. For too long human existance has been misled into believing incorrect terms for the magical sexual organs of the human female. After extensive laboratory tests and the use of bunsen burners, we have conncluded that the cervix has been mislabelled by previous so called "top scientists of their generation". It is only now that we can inform and confirm to you without a hint of inaccuracy that the correct term for this, and indeed, perhaps other parts of the female anatomy was planned by god to be referred to as the vaginal sack. Yes, I repeat, the vaginal sack. Tell everyone, tell your friends, tell your family, tell your pet Guinea pig who may or may not be called Chester. Tell the world! You too can make a difference. Spread the words, vaginal sack.