Facilitate a Shirtfronting Cage Fight between Putin and Abbott at the Brisbane G20
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Delegates of the G20 conference in Brisbane, in particular Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Russian President Vladimir Putin, we call on you to facilitate a cage fight between Putin and Abbott as a televised highlight of the G20 conference in 2014.
We ask that Abbott and Putin wear their traditional cultural dress (budgie smugglers and camo pants, no shirt, respectively) and have the opportunity to display their hyper masculinity to the fullest.
Both are warmongerers with whom the world could do without. Ticket sales and advertising space could be sold at a great profit and be donated to provide basic human services (of the sort Tony Abbott has slashed in his domestic budget).