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Facilitate a Shirtfronting Cage Fight between Putin and Abbott at the Brisbane G20
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Delegates of the G20 conference in Brisbane, in particular Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Russian President Vladimir Putin, we call on you to facilitate a cage fight between Putin and Abbott as a televised highlight of the G20 conference in 2014.
We ask that Abbott and Putin wear their traditional cultural dress (budgie smugglers and camo pants, no shirt, respectively) and have the opportunity to display their hyper masculinity to the fullest.
Both are warmongerers with whom the world could do without. Ticket sales and advertising space could be sold at a great profit and be donated to provide basic human services (of the sort Tony Abbott has slashed in his domestic budget).
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A truly noble cause, I think it will take a counterpart of this calibre to sort out uncle Tony
You asked for it Tony...don't break another promise
give Tony a Wedgie for all us Australians as he is not a nice ..
gooo Vlad!!!
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Putin KO or TKO/Submission 1st Rd.
do it faggot
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Facilitate a Shirtfronting Cage Fight between Putin and Abbott at the Brisbane G20
Final supporters
Delegates of the G20 conference in Brisbane, in particular Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott and Russian President Vladimir Putin, we call on you to facilitate a cage fight between Putin and Abbott as a televised highlight of the G20 conference in 2014.
We ask that Abbott and Putin wear their traditional cultural dress (budgie smugglers and camo pants, no shirt, respectively) and have the opportunity to display their hyper masculinity to the fullest.
Both are warmongerers with whom the world could do without. Ticket sales and advertising space could be sold at a great profit and be donated to provide basic human services (of the sort Tony Abbott has slashed in his domestic budget).
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Finally some real action instead of all the boring talk. Watching Tony try to dodge a grapple will be the highlight of my year.
A truly noble cause, I think it will take a counterpart of this calibre to sort out uncle Tony
You asked for it Tony...don't break another promise
give Tony a Wedgie for all us Australians as he is not a nice ..
gooo Vlad!!!
The Russian Bear v Moron Koala. Go the Bear!
Putin KO or TKO/Submission 1st Rd.
do it faggot
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Finally some real action instead of all the boring talk. Watching Tony try to dodge a grapple will be the highlight of my year.