The 8th installment of the venerable Fast & Furious motion picture franchise, currently titled "Fate of the Furious" as of December 9th, 2016, should instead be called "F8 of the Furious". Because it's the eighth one and it has "Fate" in the title and F+8=Fate.

What this petition presupposes is, we should make them* change the title of the movie so that Fast 8 is officially called F8 OF THE FURIOUS or "F8" for short. If they** refuse to make this change, we, the signatories, will probably still see the movie at some point, but vow to enjoy it less than Fast 5-Fast 7 (aka "the good ones").

*Them = The Rock and, to a lesser extent, Vin Diesel.

**They = Again, The Rock primarily, but also Helen Mirren and, if it matters, Vin Diesel. Also Ludacris, I value his input here. If Tyrese wants in on this, that's cool. Statham, too. I don't really care what Lucas Black thinks of this petition.