There is a killer roaming the streets of Bristol, and if we don't stop it now then many birds will remain hungry throughout winter. There is a cat that has been spotted wating by the Bird Feeder to attack poor innocent birds. Leaving them with 2 options, either go hungry or face a goliathic murderer. This cannot continue. I implore you all to sign this petition so that we can bring justice to this evil creature. Once we reach 100 signatures, we have the legally required amount top perform feline executions. I am begging you, for the future of all bird feeding.

http://birdfeederbristol.tumblr.com/ for more info and a great blog about a birdfeeder.

Just one second of your time could help destroy a wicked, sadistic cat. Please. Help out a bird feeder. Or you will have bad luck for the next seven years and the love of your life will get eaten by a cat. Thank you so much, The Bird Feeder.