For real what is this whole student body and having a President? Like what are you gay or something? We need a total Monarchy with me as the leader. You may say why me? Well first off listen here, we gonna build a wall to keep out the 7th graders. We can't have them in our school next year. You crazy. We will also build a wall around the Spanish room because why not. And don't you hate that we don't have the power to behead/stone any people we see worthy This petition is also for the execution of Alec Rump but that a whole other story. I'm gonna make this school great again. We will wage war on all the other stroudsburg wanabes and destroy them. We will legalize the use of Megal Larjuana. Sign this and let's make the Stroudsburg Junior Highschool great again.