Tired of news anchors with, literally, ZERO swag?

Need an injection of dirty, dirty beats into your morning routine?

Want to listen to a mashup of Bobby Shmurda (look it up) and TI?

If we get 100k signatures, I believe that we can get this man, Dan Thorn, to come up north and work as the newest anchor on (insert morning news show here).

http://uproxx.com/smokingsection/2014/11/news-anchor-dances-to-ti-where-they-at-doe/

Make it happen, America.