End This Anti-Third-Cat Rhetoric
We all know that I love cats. We all THOUGHT that Julie loved cats.
Lately, I have been suspicious of her love for felines, and so should you. I have been trying to get her interested in a new kitten -- a third cat -- but she is resistant. She believes that $25/mo (ONLY $300/year) is not worth the love and comfort that a soft little kitten can provide. I think it's cold, heartless, and she should feel guilty and totally let me get that kitten.
Reasons I'm right:
- I'd pay the extra $25/mo.
- I love cats
- We only have two cats, and both are boring adult cats.
- 3 cats > 2 cats.
- I've owned three cats before. I want to go back to a simpler time.
- Most people like cats or accept that they exist.
Please sign this petition and tell her that a new kitten is the only way.