We all know that I love cats. We all THOUGHT that Julie loved cats.

Lately, I have been suspicious of her love for felines, and so should you. I have been trying to get her interested in a new kitten -- a third cat -- but she is resistant. She believes that $25/mo (ONLY $300/year) is not worth the love and comfort that a soft little kitten can provide. I think it's cold, heartless, and she should feel guilty and totally let me get that kitten.

Reasons I'm right:

• I'd pay the extra $25/mo.
• I love cats
• We only have two cats, and both are boring adult cats.
• 3 cats > 2 cats.
• I've owned three cats before. I want to go back to a simpler time.
• Most people like cats or accept that they exist.

Please sign this petition and tell her that a new kitten is the only way.