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End This Anti-Third-Cat Rhetoric

End This Anti-Third-Cat Rhetoric

Closed — 23 supporters Verified

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Dave
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Emily
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Jess
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Started by Bill Mullecker 10 years, 6 months ago

We all know that I love cats. We all THOUGHT that Julie loved cats.

Lately, I have been suspicious of her love for felines, and so should you. I have been trying to get her interested in a new kitten -- a third cat -- but she is resistant. She believes that $25/mo (ONLY $300/year) is not worth the love and comfort that a soft little kitten can provide. I think it's cold, heartless, and she should feel guilty and totally let me get that kitten.

Reasons I'm right:

  • I'd pay the extra $25/mo.
  • I love cats
  • We only have two cats, and both are boring adult cats.
  • 3 cats > 2 cats.
  • I've owned three cats before. I want to go back to a simpler time.
  • Most people like cats or accept that they exist.

Please sign this petition and tell her that a new kitten is the only way.

21 Comments

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Aaron Neff
10 years ago Featured

If Jules sold more rgu's at comcast, that 25 a month would be easily obtainable. lol. Cats for the win :)

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Anonymous
10 years ago Featured

The days of kitten limiting must end. I will stand against this injustice. I pledge my vote.

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Dave
10 years ago

Lmaaaoooooooo hahaha Nice and good luck my friend.

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Emily
10 years ago

I don't know you but I know there are never enough cats!! And I know jessmoo featured below.

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Jess
10 years ago

cats4lyfe

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Jake Coffman
10 years ago

Julie has gone too far this time. We shall take back the apartment!

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Curtis McClain
10 years ago

Go bill

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Ron Ross
10 years ago

KITTIES! YEET!