END MANDATORY KOOKY THEME PARTY DRESS CODES!
An oppression of couture-proportions is ravaging our land.Countless creative-types have been afflicted with costume dysmorphia--and it is appalling.The onus of protecting these precious creatures depends upon ALL OF US...We must end mandatory kooky theme party dress
codes!
HEREWITH, this petition shall serve as PUBLIC NOTICE that the undersigned, all their friends, spouses, entourage members, lovers, fans, groupies, roadies, stage managers, personal assistants, hookers, agents, and associates shall work tirelessly to ensure that "artists" will always and forever be exempted from Kooky Theme Party Dress Codes.
Won't you please help?
We will seek to have this petition presented before the General Assembly of the United Nations at its next meeting in August 2014.
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