Game Developer Freedom!!
This is a grim gaming era we live in.
People can nowadays sit comfortably back on a soft sofa and enjoy a computer game or two, while taking a relaxed sip of their favorite drink and slowly munching warm home-made food. But do any of those people actually think of the living and working conditions of a game developer?
We are but a small humble team of game developers, a handful in numbers, that are being actively harassed and manipulated by our mast- *erm*, our boss on a daily basis.
We are forced to severe overworking, even on weekends, where we have to literally brawl ourselves out of the office. His wits and physical strength are superior to ours and we are being commonly beaten back to our desks the very moment we dare to think of home. His tyrant eye is always watching over even our most subtle moves. He never sleeps... There are bars installed on every sash, preventing any ambitious thought of escaping. Our private time is almost extinct and we are forced to sleep on our offices or even on the cold floor under the merciless sound of the master's evil laughter...
By signing this petition you will earn us proper rest and food, plus we will have something solid to wave in front of our boss's humiliated face for once.
DISCLAIMER: This is a fun petition aimed to add flavor to our kickstarter campaign. However, if we do manage to reach our signature goal, we will indeed create a video humiliating our boss!
Watch the video on our campaign to witness proof of our boss's oppression: