Dear Barsuk Records, You may know that thousands of your fans absolutely adore the Dismemberment Plan. Plenty of us really loved the fact that you did a reissue of Emergency and I back in 2011. Unfortunately, even more of us missed that opportunity and are kicking ourselves because of it. We can guarantee that your products will start selling instantly if you do this. We would be truly grateful if this becomes an actual event and promise to take care of these records very preciously (we might poke them with a needle). We also understand that you have plenty of other great records to produce and know that Emergency and I is a gem. We may just have to keep kicking ourselves. Sincerely, Vinyl Lovers of the Internet