Whether out of cruelty or, more likely, because she's short and they just can't hear her. Ellen's imagined plea for her own Kingdoms of Amalur series has fallen the ears of those who probably just have Breath of the Wild turned up way too loud.

The time has come for us (and Ellen too, I guess) to get what we want! A series of Kingdom of Amalur videos, set to the backdrop of high-pitched "Squeee's" and, what I assume would be incessant giggling!

Sign the petition! Together we can be the collective soap-box Ellen needs to stare down her oppressors and chant, "Kingdoms! Kingdoms! Kingdoms!"