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Ein Hammer Manifesto for Burning Man 2010

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We, ZE PARTICIPANTS, of Burning Man 2010, do hereby DEMAND zat: 1. We approve of things. 2. Things are, for ze most part, everywhere. 3. Hammers are alzo things. 4. Based upon ze above universal truths, we proclaim our approval of hammers... and oven mitts. 5. We, ZE PARTICIPANTS, eat lunch. Lunch is ze nourishment zat sustains our art and gives us strength to press on in zese dark times. 6. Intermission. 7. It is our sole and abject RIGHT to practice radical inclusion in a pompous, superior and somewhat German fashion. 8. We reserve ze right of Ze Slacker-- to fail to appear for demonstrations, rallies, camp meetings, worker uprisings or to do ze dishes. 9. Everyone gets a free waffle iron. 10. We like ze Ein Hammer art installation for it is good. We humbly request grant funding for same. Please and thank you.


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