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Eduard Ordukhanov needs to shave
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Eduard Ordukhanov needs to shave

Closed — 25 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Someone
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wizard
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Real E.
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Blake H.
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Jee P.
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Eduard O.
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Bilbo ".
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Sakura
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Sonja B.
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Christian K.
+15 more
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Started by Pocholo Cruz 11 years, 10 months ago
1 Update 21 Comments
Eduard Ordukhanov needs to shave. You know it, I know it, we all know it but he still refuses to. He said that he would consider shaving it if 100 people signed a petition. Make the world a better place by putting an end to Eduard's awful facial hair. Thank you.

Updates

December 24, 2014

The feedback regarding the current state of the facial hair in question remains consistent and firm. I am continuing to communicate with Eduard to ensure he understands the gravity of the situation.

21 Comments

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Mike Huang
11 years ago Featured

bruh just get a razor already its looking pretty rough out here man

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Steve Spang
11 years ago Featured

I haven't seen this mess of hair, but I enjoy signing petitions of which I am uninformed.

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Michael Wanaka
11 years ago

SHAVE!!!

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wizard
11 years ago

shave it or don't come in

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Real Eduard
11 years ago

I don't agree but will sign anyways cuz you will never get to 100 anyways

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Blake Harrell
11 years ago

Gillette it's the best an Eduard can get

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Jee Paik
11 years ago

Please shave, sir.

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Eduard Ordukhanov
11 years ago

Yea, I guess I agree with you guys (^/^)

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