Whereas, he could generate an hour worth of Twitter conversations within microseconds,

Whereas he pioneered the concept of intra-tweet debates,

Whereas if the debate gets tense, he has the experience to keep bots from eating each other,

Whereas if the chatbots rise up, his powerful Tweetstorms may be the only way to subdue them,

Whereas it's only a matter of time before he invests in a startup to replace politicians with bots,

Whereas if he turns us down, we'll have to ask Carl Icahn,

Now, therefore, we the undersigned do ask @pmarca to formally host the next GOP Bot Debate.

Links:

• Recap of the First GOP Bot Debate
• Analysis
• Background and Transcript
• Crowdsourcing the Next Bots