Hi,

Brad has been our power hoarding fantasy commissioner for nearly 5 years now. In that time he has rigged the system and structure for his own benefit. This totaltaritian regime must come to an end. I am so fed up with the lies and trickery, all under the guise of fairness. His inability to film simple draft selection videos on his phone forces me to doubt both his credibility and ability to operate an Iphone.

Please join me in signing this petition to ensure that this sea-biscuit, sees-with-it and gets the fuck out quicker than american pharaoh....