Have you ever been raped in the face? If you have eaten Necco Wafers at any point in your life, you may be the victim of sexual assault.  Eating a Necco Wafer is an experience I can only liken to being literally raped in the mouth. Not only is the instant grainy, dry, dusty texture on your tongue terrible, but once you bite into it and the graininess gets stuck in your teeth like nails on a chalkboard.  This only worsens by the dusty remnants from the pieces being broken going through any empty space in your mouth, throat and nasal cavity, so that almost every single one of your senses is being violated by these horrific excuses for candy.  They should be banned, and anyone who has eaten them should be provided free xanax by Necco