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- Take the pledge. Guarantee that you will dump your dobags as soon as you claim them, and dump them entirely.
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August 16, 2023
im still reading through all your messages and honestly the shared frustration is real. back here behind the scenes im just finalizing the plan for how we handle this together.
August 16, 2023
im honestly shocked by how fast this moved today. the momentum is proving that everyone is on the same page about how we need to handle these bags.
26 Comments
I'm a f** blonde white girl I do not give a f** about money I have a Perfect p*** I could just blink my eyes and money appears I find money on the ground all the time if anything money is my God you are mistaken I have absolutely no use for money I have plenty of money all the time I spend it really fast and then I make make more money. Sometimes my messages are unorthodox but you would be too if you were living the life I lived
I was driving with a friend, I grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick, we both laughed and unzip his pants, I parked the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends, I start sucking his dick and was about to chock on it because I'm laughing so hard, my friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO" he then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke. Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.
Suck the puss out ov dem toezz boiiii
Imma dump this beech so hard
I’m so gay
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
- Take the pledge. Guarantee that you will dump your dobags as soon as you claim them, and dump them entirely.
Updates
August 16, 2023
im still reading through all your messages and honestly the shared frustration is real. back here behind the scenes im just finalizing the plan for how we handle this together.
August 16, 2023
im honestly shocked by how fast this moved today. the momentum is proving that everyone is on the same page about how we need to handle these bags.
26 Comments
my wallet is already empty so might as well watch the whole thing burn with the rest of you degens
I'm a f** blonde white girl I do not give a f** about money I have a Perfect p*** I could just blink my eyes and money appears I find money on the ground all the time if anything money is my God you are mistaken I have absolutely no use for money I have plenty of money all the time I spend it really fast and then I make make more money. Sometimes my messages are unorthodox but you would be too if you were living the life I lived
I was driving with a friend, I grabbed his leg instead of the gearstick, we both laughed and unzip his pants, I parked the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends, I start sucking his dick and was about to chock on it because I'm laughing so hard, my friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO" he then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke. Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.
Suck the puss out ov dem toezz boiiii
Imma dump this beech so hard
I’m so gay
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my wallet is already empty so might as well watch the whole thing burn with the rest of you degens