I, the undersigned, humbly request that Dinos be demoted, effective immediately and for an undetermined amount of time, due to the following completely serious offenses:

1. Message Farming Dinos has been found guilty of excessive message farming, posting an alarming quantity of messages that contribute nothing to the conversation. I’ve counted more "g.m" messages than anyone should ever have to endure. These messages do nothing but inflate Dildo's message count, making the rest of us feel insignificantly active by comparison.
2. Modstats Farming Dinos has taken modstats farming to a whole new level. He’s literally sitting by his computer, waiting for anyone to break a rule—no matter how minor—just so he can give out a punishment and rack up those precious modstats. He has no life outside of this, and it’s starting to show. From issuing warnings for "typing too fast" to banning someone for "looking at him wrong," Dildo has become a lifeless rule enforcement machine. It’s less "moderating" and more "power trip." If someone even breathes out of line, Dinos is there with a ban hammer in hand, ready to send the command.

In Conclusion

I, the undersigned, am asking for an immediate intervention. Let us restore balance to the server, free from Dildo's reign of message farming and modstat manipulation.

Thank you for your time and consideration.
I trust in your wisdom and understanding.

Sincerely,

Mars