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Declare the first week of November House Hippo Week

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Mrs Maxkal
4 years ago

All people of bayside, we are going to inport some house hippos to scurry around the school and help with science. In science class we are going to work on making a army of house hippos to take over the canadian lands so alaska can claim the title of largest state and it will become the most populous of them all. I hope that other schools will follow. Their will soon be a war the USA and the canadian house hippos vs alaska. Next we will ambush africa where other house hippos live. We will be unstoppable. Send help.

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Jsepssner
4 years ago Featured

I can't believe people are eating hippos, I'm a vegetarian and proud of it. ps. rights for rats

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Barack Obama
4 years ago

Very delicious but too many bones

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joe
4 years ago

delicious, fry up with some oil and sprinkle with parmesan for a stunning italian meal

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Ella
4 years ago

RFR and Hippos

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Omar H
4 years ago

sorry- i meant great aunt.

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Omar H
4 years ago

hello. I am omar. And this is a 0 star rating. I bought a hippo for my great aunt considering she's lonely and is very antisocial. I dropped the package off at her house, and then I checked in a week later. I found out my great aunt ate the hippo and is addicted to it. She can't stop eating them, and now there are hippo corpses everywhere. The bones still haunt me. I had to check my grandmother into a psychiatric hospital because she was going wild and have heart attacks every 10 minutes if she didn't have a hippo. Do not get these unless you want your family members going crazy. She also has a disease now called hippoitis and they had to put her down. Maybe in her afterlife she's eating hippos with the other people who lost their life to hippoitis.

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walter
4 years ago

oh my god- you need to buy these now. 5 star review. My grandmother ordered them on ebay for a 25 bundle pack and i ate them all... their so crispy and... delicious. I couldn't stop myself. I recommend spreading butter and seasoning on them and frying them.. YUM! I bought the 100 pack of hippos for only 10 dollars on ebay... great purchase! 5 Stars!

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Tim
4 years ago

pee

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Tim
4 years ago

ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!!! I ordered 70! of these on amazon, I GIVE THIS A 4 STARS. Each SINGLE ONE costs 50 cents, I bought the bundle of 50, and bought some more right after.

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Sarah J
4 years ago Featured

I had a house hippo a long time ago but I didn't know much about them and my cat ate it. I appreciate what you're doing here spreading the word about these beautiful creatures!

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BEEEE
4 years ago

Update on my grandma, she is feeling very good. Her new favorite food is hippo.

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Joe Biden
4 years ago

I've been researching this for years, and this is absolutely TRUE. This is one of the most reliable sources. As president of America, I say that everyone should own a house hippo. I personally own some. Some of them died, and yea. But overall, pretty cool!

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brineingleigh
4 years ago

hi. im brineingleigh. and i have a complaint to make. I ordered 30 hippos off of ebay and they all came DEAD. 0 stars. but, my great uncle ate them as a snack so i guess 1 star

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Beeeeee
4 years ago

my grandma accedently ate her hippo

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Benny B
4 years ago

i forgot to add- i counted them all.

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Benny B
4 years ago

i love hippos and my grandpa adopted 9586443569347 hippos

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Trisha's Sister
4 years ago

sorry, my sister got on the computer. THIS IS NOT A HOAX. Don't believe her. Stupid trisha

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Trisha
4 years ago

THIS IS A HOAX I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING

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emily
4 years ago Featured

hippos are GREAT and they are soooo cute im turning 5 in 3 days and my mom is getting me one i found it in her room