Hello fellow class of 2028!!!

We’ve all survived orientation, we’ve all already contemplated why we are here, and we’ve all wondered why professors assign 80 pages of reading to explain a rule that fits on a Post-it. That’s why we need a Vice President who gets it — someone who can laugh at the chaos with us, but also fight for us when it counts.

That’s where I come in.

I promise to be the VP who answers GroupMe messages at 2am when you’re panicking about whether “consideration” means love and affection (spoiler: it doesn’t).

I’ll make sure our voices are heard. Whether it’s facilitating study groups, organizing events that actually give us a chance to breathe, or pushing for more free coffee (the true lifeblood of 1Ls).

… And yes, I’ll actually read the emails so you don’t have to.

Voting for me means voting for someone who is organized enough to get things done, but human enough to understand that sometimes the only thing standing between you and a nervous breakdown is a good laugh.

So sign this petition, support your fellow 1L, and let’s make this year one where we not only survive law school… but maybe even enjoy it (at least a little).

Yours in solidarity (and caffeine),

Deanna El-Sibai

Candidate for 1L Vice President