Daniel Keys Moran is a marvelous author, political writer, parent, smart ass, and all around good guy. His audience loves him, and would really like it if he did a dance whenever he earns Bitcoins from his endeavors. This dance should be 1. amusing, 2. for his readers' viewing pleasure, and 3. excessively silly. Sign this petition and let's see DKM dance!

NB: The creator of this petition recognizes that it, itself, is excessively silly and based solely on the Facebook likes of 6.33 (repeating) people, and thus should not be viewed as a mandate or indeed anything in particular at all in any way.