There’s absolutely no reason this should even be something I have to sign. Keep the mustache 100% and if your wife happens to leave you because of it you can then use said mustache to pick up a new one. Good luck
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Ethan may
7 years ago
Grow it, Dak
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Tonia Rae
7 years ago
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Andrew luck did it, Jimmy Falon did it, Tom Selleck owned it.. the pornstache is in!
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Marcus
7 years ago
Because super trooper
Because Doofis
Because SGT Slaughter
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Todd bagenstose
7 years ago
My wife doesn’t appreciate mine either. Lol
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Phil
7 years ago
This has to happen
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Josh McDuff
7 years ago
It's perfectly portioned with the angles of his eyebrows. It must stay.
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Mike from JK Nation
7 years ago
Let the pornstache live!!
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Lamchop
7 years ago
Don’t know what I’m signing his for, but what ever.
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Brandon Brando
7 years ago
LONG LIVE THE STACHE
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Rex Walters
7 years ago
Keep itttttt
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That Dude from JOSC
7 years ago
This will only make KOH arrest videos more hilarious
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Pervy Stachelover Crawford
7 years ago
I like a nice, thick thigh tickler. No half stache. Thanks. Send nudes.
Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow
Save the stash!
Mustache rides for Angel
Go for gold bud
Do it!!
License n registration right meow
There’s absolutely no reason this should even be something I have to sign. Keep the mustache 100% and if your wife happens to leave you because of it you can then use said mustache to pick up a new one. Good luck
Grow it, Dak
Andrew luck did it, Jimmy Falon did it, Tom Selleck owned it.. the pornstache is in!
Because super trooper Because Doofis Because SGT Slaughter
My wife doesn’t appreciate mine either. Lol
This has to happen
It's perfectly portioned with the angles of his eyebrows. It must stay.
Let the pornstache live!!
Don’t know what I’m signing his for, but what ever.
LONG LIVE THE STACHE
Keep itttttt
This will only make KOH arrest videos more hilarious
I like a nice, thick thigh tickler. No half stache. Thanks. Send nudes.
#teamstache