Dakota's wife doesn't appreciate his mustache. However, King Of The Hammers is the most opportune time for said mustache. JOIN WITH US! Petition Dakota's wife to allow the growth of his mustache!
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January 19, 2019
The feedback from the household remains firm and frankly quite cold towards the cause. I am currently drafting a formal compromise proposal to present later this week even though the odds feel stacked against us.
January 19, 2019
Reaching this point has been a long grind and honestly it feels like a heavy weight has finally shifted. I am exhausted by the pushback but seeing this momentum keeps me moving toward the goal of that mustache.
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He lady afraid of him goin off to something called “King of Hammers” lookin like a Village People. I mean, can you blame her? But otherwise, the innernets say the porn ‘stache stays, madam.
There’s absolutely no reason this should even be something I have to sign. Keep the mustache 100% and if your wife happens to leave you because of it you can then use said mustache to pick up a new one. Good luck
Andrew luck did it, Jimmy Falon did it, Tom Selleck owned it.. the pornstache is in!
Got to save the stache, you politely remind her that you are an adult and that you partake in activities that pleases you
May the spirit of Tom Selleck's mustache lead you to victory! Keep up the good fight!
Rock the stach!!
Yeth
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Dakota's wife doesn't appreciate his mustache. However, King Of The Hammers is the most opportune time for said mustache. JOIN WITH US! Petition Dakota's wife to allow the growth of his mustache!
Updates
January 19, 2019
The feedback from the household remains firm and frankly quite cold towards the cause. I am currently drafting a formal compromise proposal to present later this week even though the odds feel stacked against us.
January 19, 2019
Reaching this point has been a long grind and honestly it feels like a heavy weight has finally shifted. I am exhausted by the pushback but seeing this momentum keeps me moving toward the goal of that mustache.
48 Comments
KOH is basically the mustache olympics. If he shaves it now he will be at a serious horsepower disadvantage. Tell the wife it is for aerodynamic reasons and keep that thing growing.
He lady afraid of him goin off to something called “King of Hammers” lookin like a Village People. I mean, can you blame her? But otherwise, the innernets say the porn ‘stache stays, madam.
There’s absolutely no reason this should even be something I have to sign. Keep the mustache 100% and if your wife happens to leave you because of it you can then use said mustache to pick up a new one. Good luck
Andrew luck did it, Jimmy Falon did it, Tom Selleck owned it.. the pornstache is in!
Got to save the stache, you politely remind her that you are an adult and that you partake in activities that pleases you
May the spirit of Tom Selleck's mustache lead you to victory! Keep up the good fight!
Rock the stach!!
Yeth
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KOH is basically the mustache olympics. If he shaves it now he will be at a serious horsepower disadvantage. Tell the wife it is for aerodynamic reasons and keep that thing growing.