D-DOT Rides Again
By affixing our names to this petition we compel those who would attempt to constrain D-DOT from fulfilling his destiny and duty to the Adventure Idiots. We implore those who can make a difference to release D-Dot from the proverbial chains that bind him and allow him the opportunity to experience the majestic wonders of the great and desolate state of Idaho aboard his beloved two wheeled machine. To feel the wind upon his face and the sun upon his back. To smell the sweet aroma of towering pine trees mixing with the familiar smell of a perfectly tuned carburetor injecting fuel into a roaring, thumping single cylinder engine. To Strengthen the bonds of brotherhood among men. To challenge himself, his machine and his sexuality.
For his unworldly sense of humor, his ever cunning intelligence and quick wit. For his sweet face, captivating smile, understated charm and sexy physique. For his mad scientist like mechanical ability and love of craft beer. For the camaraderie he inspires and his gentle voice ever soothing our weary hearts and reviving our souls. For these qualities and needs among countless other, we ask, NO...we demand those in authority over D-DOT that he be bequeathed into his rightful stud farm and be allowed to spread his loving wings, shining his bright light over all us and the state of Idaho. We demand that D-DOT rides again.