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New Unit of Measure for Pentagram City, Hell
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To whom it may concern,
We, the citizens of Pentagram City, would like to officially adopt a new unit of measurement. The Crispy Lettuce Leaf herein referred to as CLL standard. Clearly, the CLL is a superior means of measuring the height and distance between things and is a much more profitable use of lettuce than simply consuming it. Now you may be wondering how in fact it scales, CLL does not scale, you simply must use more of the lettuce leaves.
Thank you,
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FINALLY. been saying this for years. my neighbor tries to use inches and it makes no sense round here. lettuce is the only way.
That's the spirit!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
New Unit of Measure for Pentagram City, Hell
Final supporters
To whom it may concern,
We, the citizens of Pentagram City, would like to officially adopt a new unit of measurement. The Crispy Lettuce Leaf herein referred to as CLL standard. Clearly, the CLL is a superior means of measuring the height and distance between things and is a much more profitable use of lettuce than simply consuming it. Now you may be wondering how in fact it scales, CLL does not scale, you simply must use more of the lettuce leaves.
Thank you,
4 Comments
so tired of doing the math with standard units when i could just stack some greens and be done with it. way easier.
FINALLY. been saying this for years. my neighbor tries to use inches and it makes no sense round here. lettuce is the only way.
That's the spirit!
This might have a ghost of a chance
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so tired of doing the math with standard units when i could just stack some greens and be done with it. way easier.