To whom it may concern,
We, the citizens of Pentagram City, would like to officially adopt a new unit of measurement. The Crispy Lettuce Leaf herein referred to as CLL standard. Clearly, the CLL is a superior means of measuring the height and distance between things and is a much more profitable use of lettuce than simply consuming it. Now you may be wondering how in fact it scales, CLL does not scale, you simply must use more of the lettuce leaves.

Thank you,