It has taken me a long time for me to admit this, but I am greatly offended every time I eat those wonderful things they call "crackers". The term cracker greatly offends me and I am starting this petition so I can send it to the makers of crackers all over the world to influence them to change the name of the food. I want to continue to enjoy the goodness of this wonderful food, but just cannot deal with the psychological damage it does every time I take a bite. I hope you all feel the same way and will join me in this crusade. It's time we take a stand to end everything that offends everyone in this world. Thank you friends.

Sincerely,

Josh