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Convince Tony to get another TV

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Mike Stevens
6 years ago Featured

man just buy the tv already tony stop being stingy lol we tryna watch the game on sunday

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Kevin Wilson
6 years ago Featured

my eyes are legit hurting from squinting at the current one. fix this.

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Sarah Acosta
6 years ago Featured

it is actually painful watching netflix on that tiny screen. please hook us up.

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Dave Meyer
6 years ago Featured

NEEDS MORE PIXELS. 4k or bust.

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Barry Macockinher
6 years ago

Let’s say, hypothetically, that you were, for instance, in my bedroom. Now keep up. Let’s say that you, yes you, wanted to be Ben Shapiro’s little bitch. Hypothetically, of course. Now that we have established that you are Bens little bitch, I am to provide punishment. Am I not wrong? Now let’s say that once punishment has started that you, hypothetically, enjoy it like the little libtard whore you are. Now at this point this is what we’re going to call the climax of the story, understandably you enjoying this has made me more angry considering the fact the the punishment was not the provide enjoyment. Now let’s say I pull out a blunt object, I would hit you and you would be unconscious. Am I not wrong? And now let’s say that you, while unconscious, were bound to my bedpost. At this point, hypothetically I’d start undressing. Am I not wrong? after undressing you proceed to wake up. You would start to feel uncomfortable because the blunt force of the object made you forget the previous events the occurred. Now let’s say hypothetically, I hit you once more. You would then be unconscious again. Am I not correct? Now, let’s establish that you are now under me. I would be above you, my 2 foot long penis erect. This may seem like a crime, of course, but it is all consensual. Now, back on topic. Let’s say that I grabbed a piece of cloth from my dresser and gagged you. Now this, of course, only fuels my passion. You would most likely be concussed from the blunt object, so there would be little resistance. Am I not correct?

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Anonymous
6 years ago

Everyone needs at least 200 inches in their household, one way or the other.

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James Charles
6 years ago

Are you sister serious!!!

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Skull trooper
6 years ago Featured

My family got totally squad wiped last night! There reboot cards were no where to be found! Glitch!

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Zane
6 years ago

do it for Oswald

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Manny
6 years ago

bubby, immmmmmm PEEINGGGGG

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McKenzie
6 years ago

cop tv

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Christopher Adolf
6 years ago

Scadding's!!

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6ix9ine
6 years ago

SCUUUUUUM GAAAAAAANG

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Treyvaughn
6 years ago

im from the hoooood

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Rosa Parks
6 years ago

Bruh they made me sit at the back on god

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Shaniqua from the backyardigans
6 years ago

My friends think im black but its a lie

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The Mega Crab
6 years ago

You see, im an imposter too

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The I do not associate kid
6 years ago

The I do not associate

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Pudge
6 years ago

I have a fat person name

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Joshua
6 years ago

secure