Convince Paul LW aka Leitner-Wise Manufacturing to sell BLACK Battle Shots!
This petition is to convince Paul Leitner-Wise, owner of Leitner-Wise Manufacturing to allow production and purchase of black colored (or various ninja based colors) of the product known as "Battle Shot". Despite the businesses stance about trust, ninja necessity and alien invasions, we the public feel these items are perfectly safe and needed for the current economy. More so with the upcoming elections and the UN trying to take away the worlds rights. The public will pay slightly higher prices and also offer coffee in exchange for said battle shots! So please, if you love America, puppies, cookies, unicorns, apple pie, baseball, football, hockey, shooting guns, blowing things up, killing terrorists, walmart, sams club, fire, smoke, stars, the sun, slush puppies, kittens, more kittens, burritos, lobster, steak, bbq, hamburgers, anything beef, scuba diving, m16, m4, AK47, Rifle Dynamics, paintball, martial arts, taxi cabs, the outdoors, rafting, hiking, camping, nut shots, mixed nuts, paracord, the military, bigger guns, bigger explosions, naked men/women, boobs or the equivalent, tanks, sniper rifles, camo, real camo, boots, stilettos, porno, McDonalds, Wal-Mart, The Gap, more Baseball, more NFL, Rock and roll, The Internet, Slavery, Starbucks, Disney world, more Porno, Valium, Reeboks, Fake Tits, Sushi,Taco Bell, Rodeos, Bed bath and beyond Liberty, White Slips, The Alamo, Band-aids, Las Vegas, Christmas, Democrats, Republicans, Sportsmanship, Books or anything else you think is truly american.. THAN SIGN THIS.