This petition is created for the noble purposes of turning a lad, a one Joshua Simmons, from his unstable belief that he is batman. For some time, multiple people have been trying to convince him that he is a natural young man, and no human endowed with incredible martial arts skills. Please, if you want to help poor Josh, sign this petition to show him how many people don't believe that he is Batman, and to help the poor lad back to his senses.