Gentlemen of the Netcees Community. Too long have our rights and anuses been aggregiously violated. Too long have our watchdogs slept in a barbiturate induced coma as our citizens cried for help. Too long has CodeMan and his dick of pencil diameter and pushpin length run rampant on our boards. If you truly care about Netcees, your children, your friends, you will sign this petition. Thanks for your time. -Split Eight