It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it. The codpiece harbors precious cargo in the form of an enormous Talent - yes, that's talent with a capital T - and what a Talent it is. It's the kind of Talent that speaks to you. Sometimes it is hard to contain all that Talent, but the codpiece was up for the challenge. The codpiece will have more of a connection but a feeling of intimate knowledge just like the mic stand before very long. The days are hard and the nights are long, but it a great privilege to protect the Talent with every spiked and rhinestoned ounce of the very being. So have no fear; the codpiece has got the Talent covered. Let's sign to show our support of the Codpiece to keep the Talent covered and let him out...to have some FUN shaking things up!