Skip to main content

Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.

Someone produce Steven Seagals movie Cockpuncher

Someone produce Steven Seagals movie Cockpuncher

Closed — 40 supporters Verified

Final supporters

S
Sid C.
D
Donald M.
P
Przemysław K.
S
Someone
M
Martin C.
P
pete
S
Sebastian A.
S
stuart d.
S
Someone
S
Scott
+30 more
Started by Anonymous 18 years, 2 months ago
We've all seen The Onion Movie's fake trailer of Steven Seagal's movie Cockpuncher. And we've all said to ourselves: "Damn, I'd watch that movie." Well, time to put our money where our mouths are. Sign this petition, and with enough signatures we might be able to get some film studio to produce the movie after all! (the trailer of Cockpuncher can be seen at http://www.youtube.com/watchv=7sQQcrM7A8Q Hopefully this falls under the fair use clause of international copyright agreements)

Updates

June 11, 2008

I really thought this would just be a joke for a few friends but seeing so many of you jump on board is honestly surreal. You all clearly have the same excellent taste in cinema and I have been laughing at your comments all morning. Please keep tagging the studios because it is your genuine enthusiasm that keeps this momentum moving forward.

June 11, 2008

I am honestly stunned that so many of you share this absurd dream of seeing Cockpuncher come to life. This momentum belongs entirely to your sense of humor and your dedication to such a ridiculous cause.

7 Comments

S
Sarah Cho
18 years ago Featured

i need this in my life right now lol

M
Mike Schneider
18 years ago Featured

literally just take my money already. i watched that trailer 20 times today

D
Dave Sutton
18 years ago Featured

This would be the greatest movie of all time. Get on it Hollywood!

D
Donald Manning
5 years ago

It worked for Machete, why not Cockpuncher.

P
Przemysław Kołcz
7 years ago

Why nobody made this one yet ?!

A
Anonymous
7 years ago

Make it happen

M
Martin Courteau
9 years ago

Do IT