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End Bush\'s Silence On Chapstick Use!

End Bush\'s Silence On Chapstick Use!

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sarah r.
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Started by Anonymous 20 years, 6 months ago
The Bush presidency has been known for it\'s secrecy. The press secretary Scott Mcclellan\'s mantra is \"I\'m not going to comment on an ongoing investigation\". That is understandible in some circumstances (If the terrorists were to know Cheney can\'t aim a shotgun, they would kill us all!) But at a certain point, enough is enough. I sent a letter to the President, inquiring about his Chapstick use and he responded \"Due to the large volume of letters recived, the president is not able to respond...\". We the undersigned request the the president end the silence regarding lip balm use and come clean to the american people, no matter how scary the truth may be!

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Mike Ortega
20 years ago Featured

What is he hiding?? If it's just regular lip balm why not just say so. Seems like a huge cover up to me.

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Sarah Wheeler
20 years ago Featured

Ridiculous. We deserve to know the truth about what is going on in the white house! Stop dodging the hard questions.

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Dave Cho
20 years ago Featured

Lmao this is the funniest thing I have read all day. Keep it up.