Given his lack of compassion, and his suspicious Canadian ancestry, Eduardo Rafael Cruz, more commonly known as Ted "I will say anything to get elected" Cruz, should legally change his name to Ted Cruise. We don't want people mistakenly thinking he is of Cuban descent.
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Given his lack of compassion, and his suspicious Canadian ancestry, Eduardo Rafael Cruz, more commonly known as Ted "I will say anything to get elected" Cruz, should legally change his name to Ted Cruise. We don't want people mistakenly thinking he is of Cuban descent.
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honestly just do it already. the guy is such a joke anyway might as well make it official for the memes.
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honestly just do it already. the guy is such a joke anyway might as well make it official for the memes.